Description: Just in case you need a pretend friend.

About: I crave attention but give almost none in return. You can pretend I am your friend, and I will pretend back. I love back rubs and moonlit nights. Kosher pork hot dogs are my favorite diet food... they have no calories at all! My spirit animal is a cat since I was born in the year of the cat. And I will fill you with endless stories all revolving around me, if you let me.